Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Fine. I Might Have a Quirk or 7. #5

#5: I have never gotten a traffic ticket.

I should not have typed that.  Now I feel as though I am a target.  "Hey," the traffic cops will say.  "Isn't that the innocent driver who has never, in all these years of driving, gotten a ticket?  Isn't that the same woman who has been pulled over twice and driven away ticket-free? Well, her luck has run out as of NOW!!!"

5 comments:

Tracy said...

I have the same fear! It's like flashing your brights at a cop while cutting him off going 90 (in a 40mph zone, of course) and then flipping him off and calling him a pig... it's just not a good idea. :P

Mental P Mama said...

You just put the whammy on yourself. Or maybe not...

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

You have just jinxed yourself!!!
I received my first ticket a month after I got my license and then another about 9 yrs. ago...they suck!!

Mrs4444 said...

I'll help; You have never gotten unjinxed yourself! Lucky you....

Big Hair Envy said...

Oh, boy. Now you've done it!!!