Want a fragmented look at my week? Think about the things that people thought about me, but just didn't say..to my face.
"Things would be better if Checkered could buy another phone charger or two."
"Don't be misled by any rubber band holding her pants closed or blouse gaposis; she's probably toned somewhere in that body."
"The extra clutter looks really good around her laundry room and kitchen and bedroom and..."
"The $3.29 watered-down sweet tea she just bought at Max and Erma's? Such a bad decision."
"I really wish that the Flag family would ask me watch their dog when they travel. I'd do it for free if they would just ask."
"We know that it's the last week of summer term, but we love you, Dr. Caution, so much that we've asked the dean to extend the class another week or four so we can spend more time with you."
"You'll be a much more consistent blogger and better meal planner now that your kids are out of school for the summer."
"Your Hibiscus is amazing!"
"Don't worry about the open zipper fiasco! I hear it's all the fashion rage these days."
For more chaos, check out these sites (while I try to figure out just how many people saw my open zipper and never said a word):