It works sometimes. But there are days when a passenger is a tad bit slow getting out of her car. That means she has only one foot out of the car when the two cars in front of her mom's minivan leave. The driver behind the minivan needs to wait only two more seconds before he can pull forward. But, no.
He must pull around the sexy minivan to get his passengers 10 feet closer to the school door.
And the sexy driver of the sexy minivan must wait for rude car to unload its 72 passengers - two of whom are certain to need to get musical instuments out of the trunk.
And what of the sexy driver's passenger? She has already gone into middle school school, moved on to high school and graduated from college by the time the last of the rude driver's passengers emerge from the rude car.