Friday, April 17, 2009

Shameless Sales Pitch


Look at this interesting family just back from Easter service. The service was nice and the sun was shining, so they said, "Time for a family picture." Twenty shots later, they had four pictures where all 12 eyes were open.







WHAT is wrong with the mother's hand? Maybe she's flashing a gang symbol.



Of course, there were others where the faces looked fine, but the mother's posterior was enormous. You won't see those shots here.


Marlene likes this one, but the mother's leg appears to be at an odd angle. And it is all about the mother here.





Closed eyes. Big butts. Odd appendages. But you know what the family did right? They ordered their quilted pictures from Jill. She's nice. She even came to their 14 year old's birthday dinner. Sweet, huh?





So, wanna order your own quilted picture?

19 comments:

Debbie said...

The photos are good! We are all so critical of ourselves (Moms) aren't we? Lovely family :)

Have to get in the attic before I can order mine!

Dr.John said...

Loved your pictures. Remember the very worst pictures that you took now will be the most treasured in thirty years.

Mental P Mama said...

I love these! Beautiful family;)

Lucy and Ethel said...

Cute pictures and cute family!

And, yes, it is all about the mom....

Lucy

Decadent Housewife said...

I'm sorry. I laughed out loud at the one with "Mother's leg at an odd angle." It looked like a spare leg to me. Sorry. I have to run and pee.

Jeannelle said...

Easter is the perfect day for a family picture. You all look so nice....even YOU, dear Caution! We women are so hard on ourselves; I know all about it, I hate pictures of myself; believe me, you are much more photogenic than I am. Beautiful green sweater you are wearing.

I'm still mulling over the wall-hanging design....I'm slow.

Jeannelle said...

Meant to say, too.....enjoy your family when they are young like this. That they grow up is all good, of course, but very different from the previous stages of life. You'll be very glad you have a career...and a blog.

mom x 2 said...

Awwww, they are all good! What a beautiful family!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I love your family pictures....what a beautiful group you are!!
That gang symbol: it means LETS HAVE LUNCH!!!

Big Hair Envy said...

Such a beautiful family!!! Don't be so critical of yourself in those photos....**she says as she quickly deletes all photos of herself on the digital camera....**

Have a wonderful weekend:)

Betty said...

Great family pic´s!! You look beautiful!

Laski said...

Us women and our photos. You'd swear we are ogres, trolls and reject monsters from Sesame Street.

When in reality, we are none of those things.

You look lovely and those pics are fantastic!

LadiesoftheHouse said...

I like the one on the stairs too--I would just crop out everyones legs and lower bodies to make a nice picture! But then, I have a Mac and can easily do things like that LOL

Living on the Spit said...

That leg has me laughing now...Maybe you can crop it out?

I still love that photo.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Well I love all the photos! You are beautiful! What a good looking family you have there!

Why cant I get my hair to look like yours??

Laura ~Peach~ said...

what a beautiful family and I would not have even noticed the leg had you not brought it up!
SO i take it you did not decided to come on down to Georgia :( pouts LOL

Sue said...

Those are beautiful pictures! Of course the subjects are beautiful too!

pam said...

Sometimes perspective bites. It's a funny little thing in life, photographically speaking. Hope you had a good trip and at least got a sip of the slushie ;)

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