Does it say something about how I spend my days when I enter the mega grocery store, and a clerk recognizes me and waves me over to chat?
Why is my daughter's teen deodorant advertised as, "NEW, Stylish & Hip," while my women's deodorant is advertised as, "With the maximum level of active ingredient"?
Why do my students not understand the grammar problem found in the following sentences?
He told a joke to his friends that no one liked.
Last night I planned my week-end in the tub.
If Simon Cowell ran for mayor of Detroit, I would move into the city just to vote for him.
Why is my dog so fond of dirty tissues and clean socks?
Am I the only person who likes riding with the car windows open?
Who might have stolen our recycle bin (perhaps the same person who has now absconded with my MOP?!)
If I'm not a morning person nor a night owl, am I unworthy of a label?
How can people who have never raised an ADHD child nor been one say they don't believe in medicating ADHD?
Did you hear about the lady in Detroit who last week witnessed her neighbor's home being burgled? When the robbers saw her watching and realized she was calling someone (presumably 911), they shot her. The bullet went through her window and hit her right on the underwire of her bra. She was only grazed by the bullet. I saw an interview a few days later with her husband and he said, "I am glad now, more than ever, that she is a full-figured type of gal!"
Don't you just love the word, burgled?
And what is it that I should have said to my student last night when she announced,
"Guess what, Dr. Caution? I just got diagnosed with hypochondria!!!"