...you witness a neighbor boy quietly making fun of a physically challenged student?
...you find yourself engaged in conversation with a stranger who thinks she knows you, but is mistaken in that thought and doesn't realize it?
...a conference begins with the other person saying, "Oh boy! Here comes a hot flash."
...an adult student repeated approaches your lectern while apparently unaware that his fly is, shall we say, gaping?
...Google Earth takes a picture of your house for all the universe to see, but you may have parked your car crookedly the day the satellite image was taken?
...your child's doctor launches a blob of spit while talking to you and it lands directly in your eye?
...despite the doctor's best efforts, your husband has terrible insomnia and if he succeeds at falling asleep, will awaken if there is any noise or motion in the room, AND your bladder is painfully full about 2:00AM?
...if a long-ago acquaintance calls your phone up to three times a day every day, and you strategically do NOT answer until stricken with guilt you give in one day only to hear, "Hi. I really don't have anything to say..."
...you detest Weight Watchers?
...your child asks if your family is a bomb-making type of family?
So, dear reader, if you have advice, I am ready to hear all. Until then, I will be found commiserating with these fine people: