Friday, January 7, 2011

FF: Majoring in the UPPER CASE

To be completely fragmented:

-On Christmas day, my child asked if he could have a part in rolling the crescent rolls. Unfortunately, it was after he had finished that I realized he thought we were making pretzels.

-Why do non-drowsy allergy meds still turn my son into a zombie?

-I need to remember to turn the volume back up on my phone during the day. The silence in the house has been lovely though with the phone off :)

-No egg cookers coming to our house anytime soon...but have I told you about my Healthy Swinger gizmo?

-Do any of you know where I put my reading glasses? No! They are NOT on top of my head.

-I am on the website, Rate my professor. It is with great sorrow that I admit I score low in the hotness category. Who cares if I'm really nice, if the class is fun, or the students learned a lot? I WANT TO BE HOT!!!

-During the holidays we bought a Glade plug-in air freshener. Yesterday the two youngest boys said, "FINALLY our house has its own smell!" I never dreamed that we were lacking in that department.

-And now to finish with a happy thought. My veryveryveryveryvery tight pants are on today. AND THE ZIPPER GOES HALFWAY UP!!

-I may be inflated, but I'm also slightly elated. Hope your Friday brings you equally good news.

Mommy's Idea


Deep in the Heart of Happy said...

Never doubt it, you are HOT.

Cranberry Morning said...

'We read to know we are not alone,' a quotation from the movie Shadowlands (great movie starring Anthony Hopkins and Debra Winger). So I took comfort in your admission that your jeans won't zip up all the way. :-)

Kirby3131 said...

I'm allergic to air fresheners, but I know what you mean about a house smell. When my Mom's house had a smoke damage her house - with subsequent clean up - the clean up crew filled her house with cinnamon - it counteracted the smell of the smoke damage, but her house didn't smell right for years.

My house smells like bacon. Sometimes fresh bacon and sometimes old bacon. I wish my house smelled more like a fresh tossed salad with bacon.

Kristin - The Goat

Laura~peach~ said...

when you have a child with adhd like i do you find in a hurry that meds like benadryl which are supposed to help one sleep as well as breath... it will cause extream hyperactivity for super long period of time and inversely meds ment to stimulate will cause a drastic down...oh dont i sound so smart LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Laughing at the comment: I want to be hot!

Jene said...

Mmmmm, pretzels. Or crescent rolls, I'd take one of each. Yum!

I never even show up on the rate your professor site. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

Yay for the zipper! Must feel good :)

EmptyNester said...

Well, my glasses ARE usually on top of my head so, I'm no help there.

Thanks for the chuckles today!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Wish I could help you with the glasses...can't even find mine.
congrats on the half zipper...that is actually a good thing!

claudia said...

Those doing the rating obviously don't know what hot is...
Are the glasses in your right pocket of your bath robe? That is usually where mine are if they aren't on top of my head.
My house has it's own smell's O De Too Many Dogs. You just can't bottle this stuff!

Doreen McGettigan said...

I am addicted to Fabreeze because my house always smells like homeless lady and wet dog. So glad we gave up smoking!
I had surgery in November and also did quit smoking so my stomach is well bigger. I can understand that almost zipped feeling :)
Hope your New Year is off to a Blessed start!