This is a little souvenir from the time I accidentally turned on the burner that the loaf of bread was on. Now I'm thinking that the melted plastic actually makes the burner look a little cleaner.
This is a little memento from the time I assured my son that he absolutely WAS old enough to take something out of the oven.
If it's true that with three strikes I'll be out, I guess I should stay away from the kitchen for a while.
Just giving everyone fair notice.