I sincerely do NOT like camping!
Too much fresh air.
Way too much togetherness.
Limited kitchen supplies.
Sand. Dirt. Sand. Dirt. Sand. Dirt.
Annoyed teens who could actually be having fun at home.
Gross public bathrooms which are so much friendlier to boys.
Camp stores that sell moldy donuts.
Nope. Camping is absolutely not for me, and there is nothing that will change my mind.