Ha! Ha!! Do you hear him laughing? Oh, that is a FANTASTICALLY humorous little joke !!! Pass me a tissue so I can wipe my eyes because I am laughing so hard!
And if, per chance, I don't laugh until I cry from the "humor" of this bumper sticker, I may use this tissue to freshen up a bit. You see, reading IS sexy, and that idea just might make me the sexiest person in this marriage.
Wait!! I apologize, sweet husband. What we need is a bumper sticker that reflects the truth. How about:
"Husbands who get their wives a mocha frappe before church and happen to see a little bumper sticker on the way to McDonalds are incredibly sexy, too. "