Her children prowl and forage for food. They always find something. And then they don't whine for a minute or two.
The youngest one always seems to find Fiber One bars.
He likes the chocolate flavor.
He likes the chocolate flavor so much that he usually eats a second bar.
And yesterday, he ate a fourth bar. My friend was getting kind of nervous about then. You see, 4 Fiber One bars equals 27 grams of fiber.
Today, my friend's boy felt a familiar rumbling in his gut. He thought it would be hysterically funny to have the loudest explosion of gas ever. His brothers would love it. They would laugh and make him the farting champion of the family. He chased his brothers around the house setting them up for the big noise. Except it wasn't gas.
So, after that?