I asked my youngest son if he had given any thought to getting a girlfriend. He asked, "Do I have to?" Since I had just watched the movie, Juno, I thought the prudent answer would be, "No. Not now. Not ever."
Thirty seconds later he said, "I've been thinking about the girls in my class. The teacher is the best one. She's my favorite."
I prompted, "Is she the best one because she reminds you of me?"
"Not even one bit!" he laughed.
Oh! Be careful, little mother, what you ask!