Friday, April 3, 2009

I am Pretty Sure that I am Still Alive

Birthday update:  My youngest boy was singing to me yesterday, "Are you 1, are you 2, are you 3.." and so on.  His brother interrupted by saying, "This will take forever.  We better just count by 20's."

Now on to the post:
It has been my pleasure lot in life to make an unintentional mistake or two this week. Here, for your own edification, is a brief grouping of Caution's Life Lessons.

1. Baked potatoes are not enhanced by substituting sugar for salt.
2. The Walmart knock-off of Olay's Regenerist does not sooth dry, tired eyes.
3. Dove body wash should not be used when shampoo and hair with body are desired.
4. Colgate toothpaste is a lousy hair gel.

and lastly, for your pondering:
5. Lemi Shine (for sparkling glasses and shine) and BeneFiber may look alike, but they're NOT!

10 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

@ 5... oops;)

mom x 2 said...

hmmmm, good to know ;)

Debbie said...

Just the THOUGHT of baked potato with sugar...

Gag.

Food Lion Smart Options instead of Totino's?
Gross.

Living on the Spit said...

I will slip you something WONDERFUL for those eyes...it is a miracle I swear by.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Well now we know! Thanks chickie.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my...some good lessons learned. Thanks for sharing those.
FYI: Scrubbing bubble bath cleaner is not a good holding hair spray.

Jeannelle said...

Oh, don't tell me you ingested Lemi Shine!! Goodness, that could earn you a trip to the ER, I would think. Take care.....maybe you need eyeglasses.

Have a wonderful day after your birthday!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

are you still fighting getting those eyes checked? GO QUICKLY LOLOLOLOLOL
HAPPY DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Dr.John said...

Thanks for the warnings. I have one from my cooking experience . If the recipe calls for sugar put it in. Leaving it out ruins most recipes I have a list of five.

LadiesoftheHouse said...

Sounds like my week...AND I missed getting a comment in for your giveaway! I can't seem to keep up with everything around here and blog too. Gah.

Happy Belated Birthday and did I miss the part where you said how old you are?