I am Pretty Sure that I am Still Alive

Birthday update:  My youngest boy was singing to me yesterday, "Are you 1, are you 2, are you 3.." and so on.  His brother interrupted by saying, "This will take forever.  We better just count by 20's."

Now on to the post:
It has been my pleasure lot in life to make an unintentional mistake or two this week. Here, for your own edification, is a brief grouping of Caution's Life Lessons.

1. Baked potatoes are not enhanced by substituting sugar for salt.
2. The Walmart knock-off of Olay's Regenerist does not sooth dry, tired eyes.
3. Dove body wash should not be used when shampoo and hair with body are desired.
4. Colgate toothpaste is a lousy hair gel.

and lastly, for your pondering:
5. Lemi Shine (for sparkling glasses and shine) and BeneFiber may look alike, but they're NOT!