Saturday, June 20, 2009

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Wanted: Muse
Must show undo fascination with the trivialities of family life,
and demonstrate a preference for a chaotic work environment.
At this point, just a hint of muse talent will be acceptable.
Little to no experience required.
Ability to strip wallpaper a plus.
Apply within.

12 comments:

T said...

I think you just described a Mom!

Living on the Spit said...

I totally want that job and I will sub-contract as well so you won't have to provide any benefits..well, except maybe some Tim Horton's and Sonic occasionally.

Mental P Mama said...

Maybe we could get a deal on them....

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Yes, perhaps a volume discount. I need one with expertise in clutter removal, lawn maintenance, and laundry. Cooking skills desired but not required.

Laura ~Peach~ said...

i keep telling you i am a muse LOL

Ellisa said...

If you find one let me know. Maybe we can time-share.

Jeannelle said...

Is there a "Muse Temps" agency around anywhere? I'd be interested in their services on occasion, too. Have a great weekend!

A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

I'm all into time-sharing. We can all chip in to pay this muse. If she can turn 100 degree hot days with nothing to do . . . into amusing vignettes, count me in!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Ha Ha. I can strip wallpaper. but I don't like it!!!! (who does, right?)
My problem is I have too much to say and I am afraid to bore people to tears!!
Good luck.
Suz

Decadent Housewife said...

I think maybe you want Martha.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...
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Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

any applicants yet?