It defies logic.
It was spontaneous.
I can't believe I did it.
I do not sew despite my mother's best efforts, but I have bought a sewing machine.
I am tired of fighting a needle through all those scout badges.
So, in a moment of great badge weakness, and with the "just get one, already," words of a friend echoing in my head, and perhaps inspired by the novel, A Single Thread,
I got it.
But now my question: what in the world do I do now?