If one gets distracted while mixing cookie dough, and adds 3/4 cup of baking soda instead of the required 3/4 teaspoon, people will notice.
If a blogger links to Mrs. 4444's Friday Fragments, people will notice.
If one volunteers in the church nursery and successfully delays changing a bad diaper until after the service is over and the parents arrive, people will notice.
If one is a student in Dr. Caution's class and picks one's nose every.single.day, and Dr. Caution can't help but pause during the lecture when she sees the finger up the nose, people will notice.
If one fails to squeeze one's buttocks tightly enough during a sneeze and ends up with an embarrassing snart as a result, people will surely notice.
If one is using a pedometer to count her steps every day in an attempt to hit the 10,000 step mark, and holds the pedometer in her hand while driving, the steps will add right up. If she always records those 10,000 steps but her derriere never gets smaller, people will notice.
If one mentions on Facebook that she cannot find any pants to wear to a work meeting, and the person in charge of that committee and the entire project is her Facebook friend and at the beginning of the meeting comments, "Well, are you wearing pants?" people will notice.
If the writer of a very small blog makes repeated references to gross bodily functions, will people notice?
If a blogger links to Mrs. 4444's Friday Fragments, people will notice.
If one volunteers in the church nursery and successfully delays changing a bad diaper until after the service is over and the parents arrive, people will notice.
If one is a student in Dr. Caution's class and picks one's nose every.single.day, and Dr. Caution can't help but pause during the lecture when she sees the finger up the nose, people will notice.
If one fails to squeeze one's buttocks tightly enough during a sneeze and ends up with an embarrassing snart as a result, people will surely notice.
If one is using a pedometer to count her steps every day in an attempt to hit the 10,000 step mark, and holds the pedometer in her hand while driving, the steps will add right up. If she always records those 10,000 steps but her derriere never gets smaller, people will notice.
If one mentions on Facebook that she cannot find any pants to wear to a work meeting, and the person in charge of that committee and the entire project is her Facebook friend and at the beginning of the meeting comments, "Well, are you wearing pants?" people will notice.
If the writer of a very small blog makes repeated references to gross bodily functions, will people notice?
25 comments:
Snart.....LOVE IT!
And yes, we will notice it!
I noticed!
Have a great weekend getting noticed!
I had never heard of a snart. Hilarious!!
Snart? This is my new favorite word.
If you make people laugh daily...people will notice.
Thanks for my morning funnies!!!
Snart??? I have coffee everywhere!
I'm laughing like made. Funny! I needed a good guffaw!
Mary
great post and yeah we notice...tee hee
your blog looks great!
This is brilliant, and I can assure you that if one makes a cooking blunder in my kitchen, my wife will notice.
Caution-you have been noticed!
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Loved this!
I have never heard the term "snart", but now I will never forget.
I thoroughly enjoyed this edition of FF.
Very funny! Especially the cookies.
Call me quick, but I noticed that your Minnesota friend completely cracked up at this post! And loves your new blog look. And that you finally figured out the code for your button. Do you think people will notice if I copy said code and put your button on my blog? Cause I'm gonna!
And most of all, I'm so glad to FINALLY have a name for it. SNART. bwahahahaha!
Never heard of most of this..snart??
sandy toe
Thank you for all of your encouragement! It has meant alot! Totally appreciate it! :)
YOU are truly funny! And yes ... we noticed!
That is great to hear!!! Thank you! Can't wait! :)
These are awesome, Caution--I absolutely loved 'em! Very, very funny, creative, and all too familiar (seriously.)
I'd like to add this, from my classroom this week:
If you hold a book up to your face (closer than a normal person needs to read), and you hand goes up behind the book and stays there for a while, people will notice!! Kid, just because you can't see us, doesn't mean we can't see you!
I haven't read anything so funny (and true) in ages. So, I read it twice! I love it.
have heard many names for it but never snart LOVE IT and am taking it for all my own!!!!! LOL you make me HAPPY love ya.
Thanks for stopping by on my SITS day...and if you talk about bodily functions I will notice and visit!! LOL!
Oh Please Oh please don't let my husband know there is such a thing as a snart.
Oh yes.. we NOTICE! And laugh and laugh and laugh.
Snart!!! I love it, ha ha ha!
Love the theme you've got going here too.
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