>I am already mourning the loss of the Discovery Health channel. No, Oprah. I am not excited about an entire channel devoted to your favorite things when I could be spending time watching gory medical drama and sappy birth stories.
>Santa Claus came to visit the Cub Scouts at last night's meeting. My child says Santa's breath smelled like beer.
>During one of our two snow days this week, I devoted myself to making homemade cinnamon rolls. After all that work, my children asked if we could have the ones from the store next time.
>Did you know that a relationship is not official until it's on Facebook? The big question around the local high school is, "Are you guys FB official?"
>I saw the ugliest shoes in the Lands' End catalog. Hideously ugly. I also bought a pair.
>My son has texted his father 30 times. He has texted "Kelly" 300 times during the same time. In other words, things are as they should be.
>Please tell me why the bottom crust of my apple pies always seem to be a little soggy. I love to use juicy apples, but is sogginess the price the pie has to pay?
>To finish up with a bit of embarrassing news: this week we received a Christmas card but didn't know who the people were who had signed it. The embarrassing part? It was from our neighbors. More embarrassing? The same thing happened last year.
>Need to find like-minded people who spend Fridays majoring in the minors of life's fragments? Go visit Mrs. 4444. I promise that you'll love her.
See you all after the holidays (so I threaten).