The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more
than he loves himself.
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and
always have to mix love &hate.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise.
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Women and cats will do as they please.
Men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous
he will not bite you.
That is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.