Friday, October 8, 2010

FF: Take it from me

I am a veritable font of great vats of wisdom.  If only I could get paid for everything I know.  Here's a sampling from what I've learned this week:

Take it from me, your vision will improve tremendously once you remove your READING glasses after driving on a dark, rainy night.

... when someone tells you how easy it is to write a Harlequin-type novel, they haven't written one.

... watching an 8 year old read his Bible every night just before bed will absolutely melt your heart.

... if you cheat on your diet repeatedly by ordering mocha frappes from McDonald's, you will dribble on your shirt and not notice, thus giving away your little secret.

...if your daughter is convinced that you're crazy, she will eventually find someone with a crazier mom.  In contrast, you will suddenly look great to her.

... if a college teacher has a brainstorm and pulls up a Schoolhouse Rock video, "Conjunction junction, what's your function?" for her students to watch, they still won't know what a conjunction is afterward.

And if that same college teacher tells a student that she knows what he has between his thighs, she might mean his cell phone, but the students won't believe her.  Take it from me.

Now what have you learned this week?

Mommy's Idea


Mental P Mama said...

Oh these are good. And so true. Except I wear my reading glasses everywhere. Oops.

I Am Woody said...

Bwahahaha!! Between his thighs!! Bwahahaha!!

I Am Woody said...

And seriously, now I've got conjunction junction circling my brain!

Matty said...

Sounds like you've learned some interesting lessons this week. I learned that I am 7 days closer to retirement.

KristinMarieCA said...

Great lessons! :) I've learned that staying up with friends until 3am, and then trying to make it through a day at work is no longer worth it! lol

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Anonymous said...

Big Smiles :)
Thanks for Sharing!

Coby said...

Those are great! I've learned that the cashier at Wal-Mart who I thought was nuts is actually very kind. Especially since I randomly started pouring my heart out to her, almost cried, and then she told me I was "cute and sweet." Maybe Wal-Mart isn't so bad...

One Photo said...

The last one? Hilarious! You certainly learnt a whole lot of interesting new things this week once again :-)

Laura ~Peach~ said...

lemmie see what have i learned... OH YEAH I AM THAT MOM YOU MENTIONED ... GAH
Love ya

Busy Bee Suz said...

Wow you have learned so much, it might be the dribble on your shirt that is leaking from your brain!!!
I have not learned anything this week, therefore my clothes are stain free. :)

Mrs4444 said...

OH, wow--I'll bet they had a BALL with that one, HAHAHAHAAHA

Karen Deborah said...

Well I can't hold a candle to what you learned so you take the cake.