Wanted: Muse
Must show undo fascination with the trivialities of family life,
and demonstrate a preference for a chaotic work environment.
At this point, just a hint of muse talent will be acceptable.
Little to no experience required.
Ability to strip wallpaper a plus.
Apply within.
12 comments:
I think you just described a Mom!
I totally want that job and I will sub-contract as well so you won't have to provide any benefits..well, except maybe some Tim Horton's and Sonic occasionally.
Maybe we could get a deal on them....
Yes, perhaps a volume discount. I need one with expertise in clutter removal, lawn maintenance, and laundry. Cooking skills desired but not required.
i keep telling you i am a muse LOL
If you find one let me know. Maybe we can time-share.
Is there a "Muse Temps" agency around anywhere? I'd be interested in their services on occasion, too. Have a great weekend!
I'm all into time-sharing. We can all chip in to pay this muse. If she can turn 100 degree hot days with nothing to do . . . into amusing vignettes, count me in!
Ha Ha. I can strip wallpaper. but I don't like it!!!! (who does, right?)
My problem is I have too much to say and I am afraid to bore people to tears!!
Good luck.
Suz
I think maybe you want Martha.
any applicants yet?
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