So what's happening in Michigan these days?
- A serial rapist from Detroit was arrested. That was wonderful news to all, but puzzling news to his relative who was interviewed by a local reporter. What reason would there be for this man to rape multiple times, she wondered, when he already had a girlfriend?
- We have a new governor. He's a businessman not a career politician, and I suspect that he is brilliant and may well fix a few things in the next four years. However, he doesn't like to wear neckties and that greatly concerns some people - including a former governor.
- I did a lesson with the Cub Scouts last night on many Michigan trivia matters. It turns out that several of those elementary school boys think our state bird is a PIGEON.
- Just so you know, it's a robin.
- Do you remember the Michigan man who rejected the $150,000 settlement after he used a screwdriver to open a jar of Dole fruit and was hit in the eye by the lid and supposedly rendered unconscious? He received a second settlement offer and accepted this one.
- I've put my head very close to each can of fruit I've opened in the last few weeks, but no luck thus far...
- I just heard the term, downsizing a friendship, this week. Isn't that a marvelous phrase?
- Have you ever downsized a friendship because your children no longer associated with your friend's children?
- Now to bring this back to Michigan. I did a 9.57 minute mile on the elliptical this week. Before Christmas I was doing 20 minute miles, so laugh if you will at my 9.57, be terribly frightened of the noises I made while being so QUICK, and know that my clothing isn't any looser as a result. BUT WHO CARES???
- Okay, I'll admit that Michigan got a little lost there, SO while I go find more pleasant peninsula related items, maybe you could go visit Mrs. 4444's . You won't be disappointed with her fragmented mind!
7 comments:
love how your mind works :)
I wish someone would give me 150k for acting stupid. I do stupid things all. The. Time!
Your Friday frags are the best. They always leave me smiling.
What a fun post! Good luck with the settlement. LOL
Apparently doing stupid things pay big time. I should be rich.
I loathe the elliptical...but then again, I also loathe my treadmill. A pattern perhaps?
I think our state bird is the vulture.
I applaud your 9.57 mile. I don't think I can do a 30 minute mile!
I keep forgetting that you live in Michigan, one of my favorite places on earth. I'd be one of those trolls, but I was born a yooper!
oooh, downsize a friendship - that sounds so harsh, but I've done that many times and it's been done to me. It sounds better than unfriend though lol
I just LOLed at these. Seriously. I have to go buy some canned fruit and take off my glasses.....
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